Jokes and Riddles

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I love jokes and riddles and would like to share some with you.


What is a lamb’s favorite car?

A lambrequini!!!


Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!!!


Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?



Ha ha!! I just made you sneeze!!


Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Irish who?

Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s day!!!


Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Icy who?

Icy London. Icy France. Icy ( a name of a person you don’t like) underpants!!!


Knock knock.

Who’s there?


BillyBobJoe who?

How many BillyBobJoe’s do you know?



If there are 2 shoes on the kitchen table and 4 in the kitchen, how many shoes are there?

Four. There are 2 on the table and 2 somewhere else!!!


To go through the green glass door, you can bring stuff but not things. You can bring kittens but not cats. You can bring coffee but not mocha. What is the rule?

It is you can only bring things with 2 of the same letter!!!


Thanks for reading my jokes and riddles. Please visit CommuniKate again soon!!! Bye!!